I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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