Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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