She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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