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bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away

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isn't bella the cat???

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that she is

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(216): bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away (440): isn't bella the cat??? (216): that she is http://tfl.nu/l83t

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.

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(214): I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/zhmd

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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.

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(712): I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house. http://tfl.nu/f9eu

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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?

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(402): So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy? http://tfl.nu/0629

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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.

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(513): My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked. http://tfl.nu/x6u7

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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.

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(860): I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax. http://tfl.nu/od6q

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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.

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(970): Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate. http://tfl.nu/9f37

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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all

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(250): After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all http://tfl.nu/42sy

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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.

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(781): Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in. http://tfl.nu/jeg6

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(216): View more from Ohio

5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes

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(216): 5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes http://tfl.nu/ja2o

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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude

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(519): you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude http://tfl.nu/j4kw

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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?

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Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....

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(515): So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night? (1-515): Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something .... http://tfl.nu/8iom

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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad

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(513): Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad http://tfl.nu/ehr3

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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?

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(774): Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl? http://tfl.nu/9fti

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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here

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(336): Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here http://tfl.nu/w9vv

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