Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

"it" just moved

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(806): View more from Texas

Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients

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(360): View more from Washington

I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...

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(740): View more from Ohio

becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".

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(716): View more from New York

We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.

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(801): View more from Utah

I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??

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