You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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