windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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