Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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