I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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