hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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