she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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