Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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