Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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