Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
love makes seman taste better
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
