So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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