I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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