Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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