Welp...herpes.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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