so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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