let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
