I'm going to jail i love you
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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