She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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