I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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