you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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