we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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