Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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