i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
