hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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