It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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