yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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