So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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