This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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