I heard we made out
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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