dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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