lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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