I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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