Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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