Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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