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I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."

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(425): View more from Washington

couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"

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(561): View more from Florida

I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates

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(260): View more from Indiana

How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight

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