People in love make me want to vomit
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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