with your own penis?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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