I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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