butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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