If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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