she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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