i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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