remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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