Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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