Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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