I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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