She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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