I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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