I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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