They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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