There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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