i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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