Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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